Episode 5.8b

Alan’s re-imagining of Kubrick’s 2001 into a trim 55 minute made-for-TV special is already drawing favourable comparisons with George Lucas’ excellent idea to remake Star Wars Episodes IV-VI with the lessons learnt from the far superior I-III and thus for now there seems no chance that NowTV will cancel Alan’s next series.

His days are often spent in the casting studio where, post Me-Too, all transactions are done standing up and under the lights. Could this little hottie be his next ‘Seven of Nine’ he muses, mortifyingly perhaps even out loud.