Episode 10.11

‘Howdy stranger!’ Confused after what began as a perfectly ordinary coach holiday to Skegness led to all sorts of inexplicable hoo-ha and argy-bargy, Alan now finds himself with a towel wrapped round his head watching a telecast of a very stern looking, unfamiliar, past version of himself speaking (!) in the most surprising of accents. 

Ashamed though he may be about this lacklustre remake, he is reassured that it must be less awful than that second, imbecilic, 2012 version. Good day to you sir, Colin Farrell!