Episode 7.12

At the end of another episode in which the drama turns on getting the Saucer’s Emergency Medical Hologram transported back from a dangerous away mission, medical conference or romantic date, at much risk to everyone else’s life and limb, Number One once again tries to point out to Alan that, being a computer program, the EMH is in fact always already safely backed up on the ship’s capacious Betamax cassette. 

But Alan is too busy wiping tears of relief from his eye to listen.