Episode 4.10

After months of one-armed baseball play (not a sexual metaphor) in the cooler at Dominion Internment Camp 371, the increasingly gritty General Martok, fresh from trying out Alan’s saucer’s laser canons on the largely herbivore inhabitants of Planet Bajor below, suggests an immediate attack on the evil Founders.

Alan, remembering the rather disappointing end to series 3 at Wolf 359, plays for time by reproducing from memory the Morny Stannit sketch from the 1976 Morecambe and Wise Christmas Show.